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Goofy Goobers

Founded by rising sophomore Guy Maiorano after a season on the Stiffies, the Goobers are widely considered to be the most cursed franchise. Many players that have average or below-average seasons on the Goobers go on to have successful and award-winning careers, through no fault of the Goobers management. Jacob Olejnik takes over as Goobers captain with Maiorano’s graduation in 2025.

All-Time Record35-45RS + playoffs · 0.438 PCT
Regular Season34-383 recorded seasons
Playoffs1-73 appearances
World Series00 runner-ups

Captain History

Captain names shown in gold
SeasonCaptain
2026Jacob Olejnik
2025Guy Maiorano
2024Guy Maiorano
2023Guy Maiorano

2026 Active Roster

Current season roster
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Players

Everyone recorded with this franchise
PlayerClassSeasons
Anthony BelloneClass \'272024
Anthony LucatuortoClass \'272024
Ben EppichClass \'282024
Colin MooreClass \'282024
Domingo HuertaClass \'292025
Guy MaioranoRetiredClass \'262023, 2024, 2025
Ian NordlandClass \'292025
JT KaiserClass \'272023
Jack MorrowRetiredClass \'262023
Jacob ClarkClass \'272023
Jacob OlejnikClass \'292025
Joe BartRetiredClass \'262024
John BoscarinoRetiredClass \'272023
Josh ChenRetiredClass \'252024
Michael NobregaClass \'292025
Nick HulgraveClass \'282025
Nik HusarikClass \'292025
Patrick ThompsonRetiredClass \'252025
Tad BatesClass \'282024
Tommy GasperRetiredClass \'262025
Weston LorenzClass \'282024
Xavier HirschClass \'262023, 2024
Zach PetkoRetiredClass \'262024

Playoff Series History

Series game wins and losses are included in the all-time record above
SeasonRoundOpponentResult
2025QuarterfinalsSilverbacksL 0-2
2024QuarterfinalsDirty DawgsL 0-2
2023Play-inBall BustersL 1-3